New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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