So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Randomize
