i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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