there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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