I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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