If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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