very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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