Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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