all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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