Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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