Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Me too!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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