Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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