everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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