After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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