I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm too high and old for this...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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