R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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