The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
this will be a night to untag.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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