she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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