he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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