Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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