he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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