I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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