dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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