is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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