called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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