new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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