So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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