I am puke
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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