Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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