"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I think my vagina is haunted
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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