One girl and one boy is just not enough.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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