at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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