I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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