Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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