if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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