dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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