I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I will be naked everywhere
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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