He is such a slut. More and more my type.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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