well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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