can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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