that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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