Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think a kid would responsible me up
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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