You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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