Me too!
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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