Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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