I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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