im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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