Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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