i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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