my sisters under your porch take her home
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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