it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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