I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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