At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I pour the whiskey from now on
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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