Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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