I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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