Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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