Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
this just has baby written all over it
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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