Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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